teapotteringabout:

fish-that-yells:

prismatic-bell:

luwha:

wizardofgrace:

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

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lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO


….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

Tumblr loves doing this.  I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines…. unlike the ad, I guess?

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The people defending this by saying “they’re not bots they’re sexworkers and sexworkers need a safe space 🥺” are missing the fucking point. According to you, we have to see sexual content without our consent?? According to you, tumblr is allowed to kick out NSFW artists - who could tag and label everything appropriately - while forcing unfiltered content at the very top of every users’ feed??

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rongzhi:

English added by me :)

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chronicallyadhdexmo:

me after consuming a wonderful media: wow, can’t wait to read all the great fics!

ao3:

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mortimermcmirestinks:

halftoning:

halftoning:

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

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do you understand

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I made you something OP

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macleod:

macleod:

gehinnom:

I’ve been having a lot of feelings about the downfall of quality lately.

I ordered a pair of Dickies pants because pants are hard and workwear is usually reliable. When they arrived they were the scratchiest, most papery material–I can’t actually call it fabric in good faith–and fit a full three sizes too small. A week later I found the same pair in a thrift store, dated 2017. These are actual pants. They fit, they’re not made of asbestos. They’re only separated by time.

There’s no wood used in interior design unless it’s a custom build. I have a set of wealthy relatives who live in a condo. The downpayment for it was likely more money than I will see in my lifetime. The floors and the cabinets are all still laminate. I know I will never see real wood in a building constructed after 2000. Every “apartment hack” I see online has this very conspicuous, flat appearance because of all the paint and contact paper required to make these builds look personal in any way. The only natural materials are in the furnishings.

I’ve been harping on this for years, but everything is shit, nothing is designed to work, and “growth” and “profit” are just euphemisms for cutting corners until things are unworkable.

everything is more expensive, and everything is getting shittier.

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Q

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

A

apas-95:

jonnywaistcoat:

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.

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identifying-cars-in-posts:
“nale-gunn:
“i did a redraw
”
1986-1993 Toyota Supra
”

identifying-cars-in-posts:

nale-gunn:

i did a redraw

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1986-1993 Toyota Supra

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aflo:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

Y'know. Can’t remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.

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